i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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