So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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