dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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