am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
