yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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