i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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