How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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