it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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