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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.

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  You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me

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• (903): View more from Texas

  best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  "my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I’m really regretting these suede pants.

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