After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
