you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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