the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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