Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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