i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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