I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Randomize
