was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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