She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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