I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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