My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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