I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Randomize
