I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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