I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
