we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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