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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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