nut hugger
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It's shark week go big or go home
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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