Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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