I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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