We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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