He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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