How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
it hurts more in the daytime
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Dear god my vagina.
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