kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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