there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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