Its about making memories worth repressing
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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