Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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