I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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