You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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