8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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