That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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