If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
