I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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