Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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