Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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