Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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