We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
