Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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