That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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