Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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