I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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