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Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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