Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i dont even know how to be here
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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